i wanna go dancing

its saturday night take me outt

please. beyonce wants me to dance rn

tequila can stone drop!! we’ve been training him to drop stones for at least a month and he finally did it for the first time yesterday after about 200 trials

im so so excited and relieved he’s such a smart wonderful bird

now we just need the girls to get it and i think that’ll take a few more weeks at least

This is the time of year when I get really sad bc everyone is going to lombardis but me :(

there was something going on at my neighbor/friend’s place upstairs last night and i thought about going but ultimately watched ravenswood (lol i know) until i fell asleep

then this morning i ran into one of my friends who was there and then later he asked if i was going to go to the beach with all of them (i wasnt)

2 years ago if any social type of event was mentioned i would make sure i went, i would have immediately changed plans and went to the beach with them, but now im stuck in the comfort of staying home all day watching shows in my pjs

and now theres this group having a bbq and playing sports right outside my place and idk i would like to have some kind of social interaction like that. i’d like people to want to have me around and invite to their bbqs but that hasnt happend yet. its bc i’m too scared of people.

i have the desires of a socialite but the attitude of a shut-in

which mostly leads to boredom and lonliness

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i skinned a shark today and the formaldehyde stung my eyes so bad

they still burn 4 hrs later :((


BREAKING NEWS: “A special TWIN PEAKS announcement”

The groundbreaking television phenomenon, Golden Globe® and Peabody Award-winner TWIN PEAKS will return as a new limited series on SHOWTIME in 2016. Series creators and executive producers David Lynch and Mark Frost will write and produce all nine episodes of the limited series, and Lynch will direct every episode. Set in the present day, TWIN PEAKS will continue the lore of the original series, providing long-awaited answers and a satisfying conclusion for the series’ passionate fan base.

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